It's Halloween night, and stoner video clerk Stan Helsing and friends detour into a town cursed by the biggest monsters (Freddy, Jason, Pinhead, Leatherface, Chucky and Michael Myers) in movie history. When Stan discovers that he's a direct descendant of the legendary monster hunter Van Helsing, the four friends have to survive a night with the monsters, homicidal hitchhikers, vampire strippers, killer karaoke, and the temptations of lots of hot chicks....